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I was sitting in my canoe,
Thinking of you.
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Whistle, Anchor!
02:22
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1st loves & autographs
And places we've been
Broke your heart yesterday
And I'd break it again
You were on something
When I came outside
Meanwhile, we're out on life's highway
Hitchin' rides
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Missile, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor! Anchor what?)
I thought of you
When the Band-Aids were off
Gave you all your money back
And I knew I was wrong
When I woke up
It was Halloween night
Must've looked like Mardi Grass
'Cause no one there was right
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Missile, anchor! Whistle, anchor!)
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor! Anchor what?)
1st loves & autographs
And places we've been
Broke my heart yesterday
And you'd break it again
I was on something
When you came outside
You pulled a knife on me
I cut you 3 times
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Missile, anchor! Pissile, anchor!)
People on the road;
(Whistle, anchor! Missile, anchor!)
People goin' home;
(Whistle, anchor! Whistle, anchor! Anchor what?)
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3. |
One Dime Blues
03:04
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I'm broke and ain't got a dime . . .
I'm broke and ain't got a dime . . .
Broke and ain't got a dime . . .
Everybody gets in hard luck sometimes!
I was standin' out on Congress St. one day . . .
Standin' out on Congress St. one day . . .
I was standin' out on Congress St. one day . . .
One dime was all I had!
Mama, don't treat your daughter mean . . .
Mama, don't treat your daughter mean . . .
Said mama, don't treat your daughter mean . . .
You's the meanest woman a man's most ever seen!
Do you want your friend to end up like Jesse James?
Do you want your friend to end up like Jesse James?
Do you want your friend to end up like Jesse James?
Now it's hey, hey, hey, hey!
One dime was all I had . . .
One dime was all I had . . .
One dime was all I had . . .
Tryin' to be a sporty lad!
I bought the morning news, lord . . .
I bought the morning news . . .
Bought that morning news . . .
I bought a cigar, too!
Now I'm broke and ain't got a dime. . .
I'm broke and ain't got a dime . . .
I'm broke and ain't got a dime . . .
Everybody gets in hard luck sometimes!
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"I ain't sweatin' it . . ."
He told me as he tied
Up his shoelace
Even though I've got this girl
Who's gonna have my child and she's
Expecting any day
Well, he spoke with confidence
More than I've ever known
Like he knew his fate
But before he'd realize
Exactly what it was
It would be too late . . .
As we both stepped outside
Onto that darkened street
Some gangsters caught our eyes
Frank started talkin' shit
And actin' like he was tough while
Flashin' his gang signs
Well, he wasn't serious
But the situation soon was;
One of them pulled a gun
I heard the 3 gunshots
And Frank's body hit the ground
As I began to run home
Because the East Coast Mother Fucker died tonight;
Frankie got shot up in a gangster fight
His body's lyin' cold beneath a dim streetlight;
The East Coast Mother Fucker died tonight
He tried to find a new direction
And come to terms with what he'd done
But he should've carried more protection
Be it a condom or a gun
But why'd he have to go?
"Frankie!!"
The East Coast Mother Fucker died tonight;
Frankie got shot up in a gangster fight
His body's lyin' cold beneath a dim streetlight;
The East Coast Mother Fucker died tonight
The East Coast Mother Fucker . . .
The East Coast Mother Fucker . . .
The East Coast Mother Fucker . . .
The East Coast Mother Fucker . . .
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5. |
Ragged as a Handsaw
02:48
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Lean away the lighter side
Of patience in a home
Never one to testify
As I am not my own
Circumscribe & analyze
The portrait of a son
Fortified by vitamins
And trophies that he's won
If your ragged
Ragged as a handsaw
Then you know what it means. . .
Corduroy out on the line
The monuments of junk
Little bags of Ritalin
And records in my trunk
Buy a pair of army boots
And a blanket for the dead
Understand the questions
To those answers in your head
And if your ragged
Ragged as a handsaw
Then you know what I mean. . .
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6. |
B!G S!P ELV!S
04:12
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Life's not lived in the city
Lights don't live on the floor
There's 10 people out to get you
Pretty soon we're gonna need some more
You might not know Uncle Crisco
You prob'ly ain't seen Sister Shawn
You put a telescope down in my pocket
You could see all the money's gone
Yeah, you'll see all the money gone
So why not think about Elvis?
You know I don't think about gloom
Wonder why you're not thinkin' 'bout Elvis
Baby, don't you know he's thinkin' 'bout you?
Lights don't live in the city
And life's not lived on all fours
When somebody's out to meet you
Don't you know he's gonna want some more?
Do you know who shot Uncle Crisco?
You might try asken de cow
You got in one little fight with the Ocean
So you think you're a big fish now?
Yeah, you think you're the "Big Sip" now
So why not think about Elvis?
I know I don't think about gloom
Wonder why you don't think about Elvis
Honey, don't you know he's thinkin' 'bout you?
Don't you know he's thinkin' 'bout . . .
Can't believe I got it wrong again
I was sure
I would get it right this time
And then
You showed me that I can
Forget her after all
So why not think about Elvis?
You know I don't think about gloom
Wonder why you never think about Elvis
Sugar, don't you know he cares about you?
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7. |
Bud Corbin Blooze
02:29
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I roll into Woodfin
Not a dime to my name
The parking lot's empty
Ain't that a shame?
I work for Bud Corbin
And he gives me my pay
But I go out & spend
All the money I make
Yes, it looks like
Nothing's gonna
Go my way . . .
I guess I'll hang my head
Next to this lonesome
Weaverville Highway
The sun is a-blazin'
And my clothes are a mess
This day seems much longer
Than all of the rest
But I'll keep on a-workin'
And goin' through Hell
'Til Bud starts a-ringin'
That 5 o'clock bell
It looks like
Nothing's gonna
Go my way . . .
And I say:
"I guess I'll hang my head
Next to this lonesome
Weaverville Highway!"
It looks like
Nothing's gonna
Go my way . . .
I guess I'll hang my head
Next to this lonesome
Weaverville Highway
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A little bit o' Coe
A little bit o' Merle
A little bit o' Jeff Gordon
An' a little country girl
A little bit o' cash
An' a little bit o' drugs
A little bit o' you
A little bit o' me
Why don't you asken de cow?
I do not like Hank Williams, Jr.
I don't like green eggs & ham
I don't care about Conway Twitty
'Cause I'm startin' me a Reggae band
A little bit o' North
A little bit o' South
Tell it to the judge
Tell it to the mountain
Asken de cow
I do not like Hank Williams, Sr.
I don't care about Johnny Cash
You can tell ol' Waylon Jennings
That I'll be glad to kiss his ass!
A little bit o' you
A little bit o' orange juice
A little bit o' me
A little bit o' cold beer
Asken de cow . . .
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9. |
Lesbiana
04:01
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There once was a man named Lan
Who lived on the street in a van
The van was too small
But that's nothing at all
Because now he lives in a can
. . .
Today's my birthday
But I'm shopping for some mittens to
Warm the hands that mold this man
Into one who's more used to bending to the whim
Of a lesbian
I hear the many
Feminist opinions
But they're too esoteric for a man
Like me to comprehend but she
She's a lesbian
What can I say about her now?
But Tori Amos would be proud
And carpet munching never made much sense
Anyhow. . .
Now I did not lose sleep
When she chopped her hair off & dyed it green
I just shook my head & crawled in bed
Knowing well that I was soon to dream
Of a lesbian
Well there's not much left in it for me
I've had to let her have her own way
Heterosexuality is much preferred
To being gay but she
She's a lesbian
And I bet her girlfriend's not much less
She's better off with her I guess
She's down a man but now she'll have
Twice the PMS . . .
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The Orange Tree
02:31
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I can see you or me
Lookin' out for the apple tree back home
We'd sit and watch it grow
Make you laugh; you make me choke
You're the wheel & I'm the spoke
So let's get it on a roll . . .
I don't know if it's only for sleep
I don't know if it's all meant to be
I don't know if I'm only countin' sheep
But I'm sure when you're dead or old
You'll remember me
I can see you or me
Lookin' out for the orange tree back home
Now that you're alone
Someone laugh; you tell a joke
You're the wheel & I'm the spokesperson
That's out of control . . .
Now I know it's only for sleep
And I know it's all meant to be
And I know I'll see ya in my dreams
But I'm sure when I'm dead & old
You'll remember me
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11. |
Beverage Paradise
03:05
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You take a sip of Coke;
It's Cherry Coke . . .
You take a sip of Pepsi;
It's Pepsi Twist . . .
You take a swig of Sprite
It's Sprite Remix . . .
You take a swig of Mountain Dew;
Livewire . . .
All these soft drinks are getting strange . . .
There're too many flavors with too many names . . .
But I do not need a straw
So don't waste my time
Just leave me to myself with my
Diet Coke with . . .
What you think is Coke
Might be Cherry Coke
And what you think is Pepsi
Might be Pepsi Twist
What you think is Sprite
Might be Sprite Remix (Aruba Jam)
And what you think is Mountain Dew
Might be Code Red
All these soft drinks are getting strange . . .
There're too many flavors with too many names . . .
But I do not need a straw
So don't waste your time
Just leave me to myself in my
Beverage Paradise
I do not need your straw
So don't waste my time
Just leave me by myself with my
Diet Coke with lime!
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12. |
La Cosa Buena
02:43
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Orangish notion
Plebians in motion
I filled an ocean
You pulled out the drain
Numbers & fingers
Pictures that linger
I was a singer
You wrote down my name
All in . . .
Streaks of henna
Cosa buena
Why not know what to say?
Need not let a la cosa buena
That you got get away
From you . . .
They were Las Vegas
Nintendos & Segas
Hasta luegas
That I said insane
Marlins & Orioles
Mariners & Royals
Something that spoils
The people in planes
All in . . .
Streaks of henna
La cosa buena
I don't know what to say
But never let a cosa buena
That you got go away
From you . . .
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The Melody
03:56
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I could be your smoking gun
If I had the might
And I could be your left-hand glove
If you had the right
No matter what the case might be
It will involve
All these ambiguities to be resolved
I could be your microphone
If I had a voice
And I could be your ticket home
If you made the choice
No matter what the outcome is
It will entail
The need for some strange sort of
Logic to prevail
The melody is slowly creeping
Through the doubts left in my mind
It seems that she has been keeping
Well this secret for some time
And now those wishful words
So seldom heard
Are brought forth in a song
And by the way she sounds
I know it won't be long, no
The melody . . .
I could be your long-lost man
If I found my way
And I could be your one-night stand
If you'd let me stay
No matter what the circumstance
It will include
Communication that's not
Nearly as crude
The melody is slowly creeping
Through the doubts left in my mind
It seems that she has been keeping
Well this secret for some time
But now those wishful words
So seldom heard
Are brought forth in a song
And by the way she sounds
I know it won't be long, no
The melody . . .
Melody . . .
I may be worth a 2nd glance
But I ain't worth a 2nd chance
I'm forever failing to heed
The remonstrance . . .
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Bobby Joe bought an Airstream
Took it on down to live the dream
In a little place they call Shady Cove
If Brother Boone would come to town
All the folks there'd gather 'round
But Gene & Lucy don't pay them no more
But that's livin'
Down at Shady Cove
What's better?
Well, I don't know
Than just livin'
Down at Shady Cove alone?
Ray & Lynsey over there
Will tell ya 'bout ObamaCare
Well there goes Moon Dog
Bubba, he's the man!
Larry slides by to "joke a smoint"
Beanie can't get to the point
And all a woman knows is a leg o' lamb
And that's livin'
Down at Shady Cove
What's better?
Shoot, I don't know
Than just livin'
Down at Shady Cove again?
And Sweetie's my only friend . . .
Shirley drunk at the Tiki Hut
Sold her bra for 35 bucks
To the Lickalotypus that lives down by the lake
Geno had a pink mohawk
And Lucy scared the old folks off
Well Brother Boone got cancelled Labor Day
But that's livin'
Down at Shady Cove
What's better?
Hell, I don't know
Than not givin' a shit
Down at Shady Cove alone?
But I know Sweetie will walk me home . . .
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Slip on out of those clothes
Leave the burdens for yesterday
You know, it's so damn cold
I feel it's getting warmer
Women like to say,
"Hi, how are you doing?"
And I reply, "I'm just fine,
Do you wanna get moving?"
I know of places we can go to be
Alone & look at the stars
I believe we're meant to be
More than what we are
I'm in love with you . . .
Fer tonight
I'm in love with you . . .
Fer tonight
Then I wake up . . .
And you don't look as pretty
Then I wake up . . .
And you don't look as pretty
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Sweet Tooth Soldier Game
02:33
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Sweet tooth soldier game
Sugar daddy wants to play
Sweet tooth soldier came
Sugar daddy runs away
Stiff jeans
A plastic poker
Queen eye
For the stereo joker
You're full of moonbeams
And Listerine
I always thought of
How cool it would be . . .
Sweet tooth soldier came
Sugar daddy runs away
Sweet tooth soldier game
Sugar daddy wants to play
Stiff jeans
A metal poker
Queen eye
For the stereo choker
You're full of moonbeams
And Listerine
I always thought of
How weird it would be . . .
Sweet tooth soldier game
Sugar daddy wants to play
Sweet tooth soldier came
Sugar daddy runs away
It takes a little bit of wisdom
To admit you're a horse
It takes a whole lot of knowledge
To convey your remorse
I sent a letter in the mail
And it got to you soon
You sent it back to me the next day
And it was a full moon
Sweet tooth soldier game
Sugar daddy wants to play
Sweet tooth soldier came
Sugar daddy runs away
Stiff jeans
A plastic poker
Queen eye
For the stereo (choker)
She's full of moonbeams
And Listerine
I always thought of
How cool it would be . . .
Sweet tooth soldier came
Sugar daddy wants to play
Sweet tooth soldier game
Sugar daddy runs away
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