=================================================== What I get for nothing someday Is something fucking free Drown out all the reasons So that meaning can be seen Follow a direction Then fall into completely All of the things That one can believe in . . . ===================================================

================================================== Well, I lost my wooden nickel On the porch swing where I laid And I found a girl to tickle But she had a wooden leg She said, "I can give you money, If'n you'll take out the trash." Well, I had to give her credit 'Cause she didn't pay with cash Bye, bye birds Get back home It's a long way down So you know There's a song in your head And a bum in my bed I don't know where I'm bound But I still got to go If I'm drunk when you see me Pick me up down the road Well, we wound up at a wedding Where we bargained with the lord And he called us up to heaven But we wound up on the floor Paul Woodhouse played a stand-up That he stole from Woody Pines He said, "That boy's just a chooch, I wouldn't trust him in a bind!" Bye, bye birds Get back home It's a long way down Just so you know There's a song in my head And a bum in your bed I don't know where I'm bound But I still got to go If you see me and I'm drunk Pick me up down the road Well, I lost my wooden nickel On the porch swing where I laid And I found a girl to tickle But she had a wooden leg She said, "I can give you money, And if you'll take out the trash." Well, I had to give her credit 'Cause she didn't pay with cash Bye, bye birds Get back home It's a long way down So you know . . . ==================================================

================================================= I've heard just everyone Impart to what is on my mind I can't distinguish real I'm running backwards Trying to find all the things That I've said to you It seemed like yesterday Those words were something lasting But not meant for always They're dissipating like the wind And now the sky Is all alone Well I'm sick of waitin' on my ride To get to where I need to go And if I have to walk alone I'll be alright I'm sick of waitin' on my ride To get to where I need to go And if I have to walk alone I'll be alright Torn back down to convey What's lost & hidden underneath Where the roads began to break What a shame, what a shame It's been a waste of time So why not let it go? Thrown out from in the dark Had to choose but I guess it's in the game What a lesson life can learn If not then it's still just the same 'Cause I don't know What I don't know But I'm sick of waitin' on my ride To get to where I need to go And if I have to walk alone I'll be alright I'll be alright I'll be alright =================================================

=================================================== When my eyes met the son There were tears on my face Silence fell without a sound over me And every thought that I had held went away On the day that you became my haven My Haven They will say that in life We are blind 'til we see I have seen the better life in my arms And every waking moment I remember you On the day that you became my haven My Haven My Haven I will walk along this road By your side But when my eyes close Don't be afraid Of what is left ahead I will remain with you always Forever after My Haven ==================================================

=================================================== There goes time It's passing over the hill Stand by and watch what you cannot see Your own face without a reflection Buried in the ground and WASTED!!! ===================================================

================================================== I'm satisfied & tickled, too . . . ==================================================

================================================= The milk in the fridge Has gone way past bad And the moonlit sky Looks a bit more sad Than the daytime light That everyone talks about Well I guess it's time To get up and fly . . . If I could find that Goddamn light It shines so bright through The pines and clouds As soon as I put The batteries in it I look into space and find Only nothing . . . =================================================

================================================== Hi, my name is Crazy I'm the last living man on earth When my words come out They just don't go with the herd But remember when we die We're gonna live the same way And when that happens We're rotting in the same damn grave Hi, my name is Lazy I'm the poorest man on earth When I pull my pockets up There's nothing but dust & dirt But remember when we die We're gonna live the same way And when that happens Your money won't mean a thing =================================================

================================================== They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should've gone to freecreditreport.com (yee-haa!) I should've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts ==================================================

================================================= Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly . . . See 'em again 'til the 4th of July . . . See 'em again 'til the 4th of July =================================================

================================================= Slip on out of those clothes Leave the burdens for yesterday And oh, it's so damn cold I feel it's getting warmer Women like to say, "Hi, how are you doing?" I reply, "I'm just fine Do you wanna get moving?" I know of places we can go to be Alone & look at the stars I believe we're meant to be More than what we are I'm in love with you . . . Fer tonight I'm in love with you . . . Fer tonight Then I wake up . . . And you don't look as pretty Then I wake up . . . And you don't look as pretty ================================================