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I pledge-a-Lincoln to the flag
Shit me a bowl pack right out the bag
Went 14 ways that couldn't work
'Til I dressed those sins in a miniskirt

She don't even look like you
That don't even look like you
It don't even look like you

Chance chasin' dreams & Nickey Star
Put Mickey Earl in a mason jar
December the 4th was just a day
So close from being this far away

She don't even look like you
That don't even look like you
It don't even look like you
That don't even look like . . .

She'd whip me good if I did her right
Good lord, I swore it took 39
When I pinned Pee-Wee up to the cross
I broke my tooth on dental floss

She don't even look like you
That don't even look like you
It don't even look like you
She don't even look like . . .

You are now neglected
Things are not the same
But I will stand, corrected
You were not to blame

I pledge-a-Lincoln to the flag
Shit me a bowl pack right from the bag
Whip me good if I did her right
Good lord, I swore it took 39

She don't even look like you
That don't even look like you
It don't even look like you . . .

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