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Lesbiana

from Gud's Goodest Hits by George Brown

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~Originally released on MEDIA MYSTIC

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There once was a man named Lan
Who lived on the street in a van
The van was too small
But that's nothing at all
Because now he lives in a can

. . .

Today's my birthday
But I'm shopping for some mittens to
Warm the hands that mold this man
Into one who's more used to bending to the whim
Of a lesbian

I hear the many
Feminist opinions
But they're too esoteric for a man
Like me to comprehend but she
She's a lesbian

What can I say about her now?
But Tori Amos would be proud
And carpet munching never made much sense
Anyhow. . .

Now I did not lose sleep
When she chopped her hair off & dyed it green
I just shook my head & crawled in bed
Knowing well that I was soon to dream
Of a lesbian

Well there's not much left in it for me
I've had to let her have her own way
Heterosexuality is much preferred
To being gay but she
She's a lesbian

And I bet her girlfriend's not much less
She's better off with her I guess
She's down a man but now she'll have
Twice the PMS . . .

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from Gud's Goodest Hits, released March 11, 2014
Guitar & Vocals: George Brown
~Written by George Brown (Prologue by Olivia Lou Mosley)

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